Showing posts with label wasak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wasak. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

TWILIGHT SUMMARY ( in tagalog pare!)

[From: bboydlet.multiply | Source: iareamyou.multiply]
kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".

so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago 'bur' months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".

so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".

pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".

nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangkay, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.

sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.

so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. ang shweet shweet nila.

"eow poh... ahihihihi"

"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"

so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".

tapos nagsex sila


so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala.

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[From: bboydlet.multiply | Source: iareamyou.multiply]

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

For your party needs....




Wala naman...

GODS OF MENTAL 2: a tribute to Howlin Dave

Start:     Jul 19, '08 8:00p
End:     Jul 20, '08
Location:     Skylark, Timog Ave., near Ozone
Darkmoon Entertainment & Sacrilege Porduction presents
GODS OF MENTAL 2: a tribute to Howlin Dave

Featuring:
Live Tilapia
Bloodshedd
The Wuds
End of Man
and Many More!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Solomon's bash





Birthday bash ni Solomon.
Fingers flying.
Wasakan.
Salamat, sa uulitin!

Monday, June 23, 2008

iBANG! item no.010

Airwrkz, sa Robinson's Place Cainta:

BANG#010: "...and there was ligth"



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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Multiply Ethics 101: Annoying Group Messages


MULTIPLY ETHICS 101
No. 001 "Group-Personal" Messages
"We love to be informed but we hate to be annoyed."

This is where sending of Personal Messages to Multiple (more than one) recipients come in. Do consider the following tips.

  1. Avoid sending Personal Messages to Multiple recipients, especially if you are not sure if the contacts you add appreciate a personal message that will repetitively pop up each time someone replies to the message. Another option is to simply post it as a BLOG... not a "Group Personal Message".

  2. Create legit groups for "Group Messaging". Ask the contacts' permission first, if he wants to receive. Group Messages from you. If no permission is given do not include him in the post.

  3. Do not reply to these kinds of Messages, better yet, send a "PERSONAL REPLY" to the person who posted the message. Do not reply to the post itself.

  4. Consider the first three tips, and you wont end up creating SPAMS on Multiply.com.

"Happy Multiplying!!!"

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Make out

Make out
[meyk-out]

a "form" of kissing characterized by its long duration of time, and often involves what can be described as "french kissing." term used most often by teenagers.

e.g. "OMG i wanna make out with her so bad!"